Skyrim Obsessions

A tumblr all about my obsessions with Skyrim.

Dragon Emailing

  • Me: Zu'u lorot tol I'll pel daar ulan email ko dovahkiin. fos los hin mein fah weekend, dii fahdon? Zu'u lorot I'll drokur jah keizaal, ol usual hahaha
  • Friend: Fos gjok los folaas voth hi?Weirdo.Zu'u los shurvon wah unt wah drokur jah zuk do "Last do Mii.Zu'u mindok Zu'u lost wah hiif voth jah zuk remodeling voth in-laws.
  • Me: Nid, fos hell los folaas voth hi? Zu'u seik waan you'd saadgaar fahral ko ko dovahkiin, you're vol fein Zu'u los, hefah. Lost moor voth remodeling. Uv ni. Hin choice. shit klov
  • Translation: http://thuum.org/translate.php
Elder Scrolls Race Quiz
Dunmer (Dark Elf)Dark Elves are the dark-skinned Elven peoples of the Eastern Empire. “Dark” is variously understood to mean “dark-skinned,” “gloomy,” and “ill-favored by fate.” The Dunmer and their national character embrace these various connotations with enthusiasm. In the Empire, “Dark Elves” is the common usage, but in their Morrowind homeland, and among their Aldmeri brethren, they call themselves the “Dunmer”. The dark-skinned, red-eyed Dark Elves combine powerful intellect with strong and agile physiques, producing superior warriors and sorcerers. On the battlefield, Dark Elves are noted for their skilled and balanced integration of swordsmen, marksmen, and war wizards. In character, they are grim, aloof, and reserved, distrusting and disdainful of other races.

Elder Scrolls Race Quiz

Dunmer (Dark Elf)
Dark Elves are the dark-skinned Elven peoples of the Eastern Empire. “Dark” is variously understood to mean “dark-skinned,” “gloomy,” and “ill-favored by fate.” The Dunmer and their national character embrace these various connotations with enthusiasm. In the Empire, “Dark Elves” is the common usage, but in their Morrowind homeland, and among their Aldmeri brethren, they call themselves the “Dunmer”. The dark-skinned, red-eyed Dark Elves combine powerful intellect with strong and agile physiques, producing superior warriors and sorcerers. On the battlefield, Dark Elves are noted for their skilled and balanced integration of swordsmen, marksmen, and war wizards. In character, they are grim, aloof, and reserved, distrusting and disdainful of other races.

Just a really good song.  Old but good.

"Please Don’t Judas Me"

Please don’t judas me
Treat me as you like to be treated
Please don’t blacklist me
Leave me as you’d wish to find me
Don’t analyze me, sacrifice me
Please don’t judas me.

Please don’t chastise me
Show me just one shred of kindness
Try to help me see
Guide me in my eyes of blindness
Don’t despise me, categorize me
Please don’t judas me.

No, no don’t judas me
No, please don’t judas me

Please don’t headshrink me
Don’t disguise your innuendos
Make no lies to me
I can see the way the wind blows
Don’t deface me, annihilate me
Please don’t judas me.

Please don’t number me
Don’t betray my trusted promise
Please don’t anger me
I find it hard to bear no fairness
Don’t frustrate me, manipulate me
Please don’t judas me

No no don’t judas me
No,please don’t judas me
"Welcome to Nirn.  Here on the island of Solstheim not only can you see dragons in the sky, you might see a mannequin too"

"Welcome to Nirn.  Here on the island of Solstheim not only can you see dragons in the sky, you might see a mannequin too"